Role Model

Hi kids, I'd like you to meet Aristotle

It's me, your new Role Model

Hi kids, It's Looney

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I slap elderly and laugh hysterically

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I trip on flowers and breed honey bees

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I kiss mosquitoes and hit ladies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I mock my friends and praise enemies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I mail anthrax and throw candies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I camp under my table and watch T.V.

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I cane the werewolves and sunbath vampies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I ride on dogs and name bullies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I hoard bamboos and shake jellies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I melt ice cubes and freeze inferies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I release devils and capture fairies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I hack softwares and disable entries

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I commemorate singles and seperate birdies

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

I am a mixture of acetaminophen and Ecstacy

Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

That's it for today kids,

Hold it please,

I'll be back later,

Now, please be just like me.

By : Armaan Yusuf