Neil The Nervous Boy

Neil was a nervous boy;

Always got picked on,

Especially from Locko McCoy.

Fighting is as scary as hell,

Especially with no one around to ring the bell.

He has a brother called Jim Scar.

He's big, he's strong, he's a superstar;

Ashamed of Neil so far,

Gave him a change to be a start.

Gave him training, lessons and moral values,

To learn to be patient, to stand in queues.

Of Course he faltered, now and so

Broke his nose and cracked his nose,

Trying to save him, Scar too got a blow.

Nothing was changed

Then and now.

He knows he's nuts

But don't know how?

Neil is still a nervous boy

And Scar hates him.

The truth is awful;

Spoilers ahead!

He saw McCoy in the lab

Trying to put acid on Scar's textbook bag.

Neil knew Scar has textbook narcissism.

Got in a fistfight, got a blow on chest,

Broke his nose and you know the rest.

When Jim knew the truth,

He apologised in his best

They lived happily ever after

As this awful poet could guess.

By : Armaan Yusuf