My Fault

So I head out with this dumb blonde girl, let's call her Jojo

In the middle of the night, taking sips of hot cocoa

Oh no! She saw the woods, she's moving loco

I pull over but freak out when I see some like St. Beuno

"Don't be scared, I'm Dave a human like you."

Even I figured that much you stupid bozo "Come here though, let's go to the park and get some mushrooms"

In the middle of the night, You are crazy, ain't you?

But Jojo gave in and I went unwillingly

Strolling through the trees, meeting some centipedes

And bear in mind, Jojo was an ex-addict o'hallucinogen

Getting fits was normal for her daily motion

And Dave popped again, scaring us half to death

"Would you stop doing that? You stupid dumbhead"

"Oh, no child! I got you your feast"

And I wouldn't lie, those mushrooms were tempting to eat

But Jojo beat me to it and she ate the whole bag

And I only had three before realizing they were bad

And even Dave disappeared when she was having seizures

"Girl! I'm high too. Stop grabbing my t-shirt"

"Help" I screamed at top of my lungs And Dave reappeared chewing a pack of damn gums

"What's wrong child? What did you do?"

O you asking me idiot, you killed her dude

"But it's still time, let's devise a plan" Yeah you're right, I know what to do

You call your crew, I call my crew

We can rendezvous at the pub round two And off we went on our own expeditions,

But it was too late for Jojo, she's still waiting for intermission.

And she lay there screaming, "Help me, I beg you please"

I'm right here, why are you talking to a tree?

But then Dave returned as she was crying out her eyeballs

"She's going to die dude", I know and it's my fault.

By: Arman Yusuf